The only time I laughed/smiled at the darned OB’s office today:
They were out of the non-latex probe covers (and I’m allergic to latex). So my OB takes a nitrile glove and shoves the weenie wand into that with large amounts of the lube stuff. Then she makes a comment about how it fits perfectly if it goes into the middle finger.
How appropriate for me and the millions of other infertile women- how many of us haven’t wanted to give the weenie wand the middle finger!?